Airsoft Funnies

[musick]

Oldy but a goody :p.
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[Dorian]

Hehehehehehehehe

[cyanide]

my most recent funny was last time i played i was so caught up in the fight i run headlong streight into a 2 wire fence and got thrown back about a meter - it was serreal, some kinda airsoft force-feild dening me of the hill! lol, i still giggle about that.

musta looked fucking funny, i believe slim & dorian may have almost pissed their pants with laughter, but alas no photo... that i know of.

[Dorian]

Actually that was fucking hilerious. Like, seriously piss yourself laughing stuff. He just goes running then suddenly he bounches back a meter or so. was great

[GOD]

I recall seeing an old skool guy named Clint(one of the first guys to actually dress up as it were,in Vietnam greens,helmet etc,and get the re enacting side started) run into a fence,double at the waist and smack head first into the deck on the other side,smashing the front guards off his m16 and generally looking very silly.

No harm done though.All he had to say about it was "Wow man,the frame rate dropped through the floor on that one".

It was awesome.

[2gd4u]

LOL oh this is a good one

[Amoki]

Should have seen me in one of the LOD game which I tripped and did a 180 degree turn before falling on my back. ALL done with my CIRAS kit fully loaded with mags and stuff.

[Brawler]

last game(long time ago) i went prone for some sniping, moved and inch and rippp, pants riped bigtime. no harm done tho just felt more of a breeze than i should of.

[ADLER]

I have had a few in my time.

Last nats was probably worst, when im ducked down behind a fallen tree trunk engaging entreneched NAC'ers from 270' of fire, & some stealth ninja origami expert comings flying through the air & bangs me mid flight then lands on me... I dive to get out of the way but leave my gun behind which promptly gets turned into a scyth like sickle of death by the low flyer landing on it. I believe a profussion of profanities ensued which lasted a good 5 mins.

There are pics of gun somewhere.

A month or so after that one I am retreating running backwards putting down covering fire against a sniper when I stand on my own boot & just went straight down to ground backwards. Landed on a nasty knarly log with well positioned knots that got me where you dont want to be got. Next thing I remember everyone was looking down at me asking if I was alright, must have phased out there for a bit. I think the fact I didnt swear & cus had them worried LOL.


CQB is awlways the worst for me. years back charged into a room, gun in each hand, screaming, & them pusehd both the mag relaeses instead of the triggers. The occupants had docked into cover, but when they heard the mags hit the floor found some new sense of courage & I promptly was exterminated.

A few weeks back doing breeching, door opens, I charge in & slip straight on to my fine German arse... hit the ground & let one rip! Cleared the room alright! :o

[musick]

A few weeks back doing breeching, door opens, I charge in & slip straight on to my fine German arse... hit the ground & let one rip! Cleared the room alright! :o

Germ(an) warfare eh :P

[Illicit]

Germ(an) warfare eh :P

LOL :p fair call

[rogue trooper]

To begin my funny we need to start at the beginning, The start of 07, WACPAC were playing a game at Totara reserve and my team were assaulting a position.
I was creeping along the undergrowth when I saw movement, I got a quick look see to see who it was, Mr Sparkle who was on the opposition team (please note I could only see his head), I took aim with my AK and squeezed the trigger, sending a hail of bb's his way only two problems to this
ONE: All 20 or 30 bb's hit his nuts and second he was actually fixing a gun for someone, so was not playing and I would have got away with not being identified as the culprit but I was the only one using black bb's that day. :(

[GOD]

All you could see was his head yet you hit him in the balls?

You sure he was fixing a gun and not attempting that loftiest of goals for all men and trying to suck his own sav?

:D

[Cameron]

To begin my funny we need to start at the beginning, The start of 07, WACPAC were playing a game at Totara reserve and my team were assaulting a position.
I was creeping along the undergrowth when I saw movement, I got a quick look see to see who it was, Mr Sparkle who was on the opposition team (please note I could only see his head), I took aim with my AK and squeezed the trigger, sending a hail of bb's his way only two problems to this
ONE: All 20 or 30 bb's hit his nuts and second he was actually fixing a gun for someone, so was not playing and I would have got away with not being identified as the culprit but I was the only one using black bb's that day. :(


Hahahaha.
Lol i remember that day.
Classis quote from that day:
"Who the #$% is using black bbs??"

[Sh00ter]

haha then I remember as you were leaving, "Tell them it was me using them" hahaha

Thats was a funny day!

[cyanide]

All you could see was his head yet you hit him in the balls?

You sure he was fixing a gun and not attempting that loftiest of goals for all men and trying to suck his own sav?

:D

lol, nice
dud hop up? nope, sav sucking

[Amoki]

To begin my funny we need to start at the beginning, The start of 07, WACPAC were playing a game at Totara reserve and my team were assaulting a position.
I was creeping along the undergrowth when I saw movement, I got a quick look see to see who it was, Mr Sparkle who was on the opposition team (please note I could only see his head), I took aim with my AK and squeezed the trigger, sending a hail of bb's his way only two problems to this
ONE: All 20 or 30 bb's hit his nuts and second he was actually fixing a gun for someone, so was not playing and I would have got away with not being identified as the culprit but I was the only one using black bb's that day. :(

That is nothing compared to my balls being hit from about 5m by a KSC USP.45 running on propane!

[GOD]

Possibly the most damage I ever inflicted was on our own beloved Adler,and it was a long way from funny. 3 weeks of constant fluke shots that did the damage on him.

Arm hit from 30-40 metres that hit the aluminium sleeve eagle and dinged it leaving a tennis ball sized bruise on his delicate flesh.

Next week I saw him under a tree,had only a face shot(albeit with a mask) and so lowered my aim and smashed his fingernail! Purely reflex.If I was a noob I probably wouldnt have lowered my aim and so hit the mask.

Week after that,saw again the mask,and this time (after the previous week when he had told me off:"thats what the mask is for cocksucker!") aimed true,and he turned his head,allowing Mr .28 at 500+ FPS to hit him IN the earhole.Deafened for weeks.Very very not cool.

Then there was the time I accidentally shot Faz in the guts from almost 15 metres away, while aiming at Loose who was 40 metres away, and it all went bad.Very bad...:(

[Sh00ter]

HAHAHA, that sucks for Adler, must have been funny for you at the time tho lol.

[Sandman]

i do recall something similar happening to faz a couple of weeks ago....from a distance of about 7m with the M4...only it was spelt differently.....oh yeah, NUTS not guts (he said it was right on the weeee fella but im not that good of a shot :) ....

all he could do whilst doubled over gasping for breath was whimper out the words......


ruuuuuunnn

[ADLER]

HAHAHA, that sucks for Adler, must have been funny for you at the time tho lol.

I ended up traumatised, I would give up bases with out a fight, & got cold, sweaty & all anxious & shakey when I knew the kar98 was about. I just about needed counselling, but remembered form my University Psyc 204 that I needed to own the fear, & thus brought myself a swag of Kar 98's including an 8mm version... for next time :cool:

[rogue trooper]

I could imagine that wouldn't have been pleasant and in my defense to my funny we try not for head shots so I shot through the undergrowth and the ground he was sitting on was alil bit higher than what I realized

[Squirrel]

haha adler, you have to admit, its a great laugh when you enter a firefight and people start yelling 'the kar is over here' and either you become the focus, or the anti-focus ;)

problem is we have more than half a dozen of them haha

[Sh00ter]

Haha :D

Oh and good thinking Adler, if you cant beat em, join them ;)

[zimmer]

OK, I got one to.

Not going to name the person who was shot.

My memory is blurry and what I can remember is me laughing alot.

I think I was being charged by said person. They paused a moment for cover, and then continued towards me. They were about 15-20 meters away and I fire at them. I got them right on the nose and I remembered them being a little upset, but still a good sport about it. As said peson always was. Said person mentioned later in the day that it was still very sore.

Later that night when I talked to them on MSN, I was told that this person had just blowen there nose and a BB came out!

HAHAHAHAHa

[Darkwar]

Fucking jerry looks like me, better make 'em sterile!

[Bane]

Best shot i ever had was at a Waimauku game. I didnt have one of my own guns for the day, so i was borrowing a mates VSR11. It was a relatively new gun and we had gotten it up to around 500 fps. I needed a scope for the day, so i threw on one of my old Bushnell 3-9X adjustable wide-angles from a hunting rifle.

Needless to say. Day starts, i'm up the side of the valley aiming towards the bottom of it. First game of the day, and all i can see is Bartonator's head between two trees, probably thirty or fourty metres away.

First BB of the day, and it basically went

*Whistle* ~Phut~ "OW! Hit!"

Right on the earhole.

[Kronos]

i do recall something similar happening to faz a couple of weeks ago....from a distance of about 7m with the M4...only it was spelt differently.....oh yeah, NUTS not guts (he said it was right on the weeee fella but im not that good of a shot :) ....

all he could do whilst doubled over gasping for breath was whimper out the words......


ruuuuuunnn


nice!

[Sierra]

OK, I got one to.

Not going to name the person who was shot.

My memory is blurry and what I can remember is me laughing alot.

I think I was being charged by said person. They paused a moment for cover, and then continued towards me. They were about 15-20 meters away and I fire at them. I got them right on the nose and I remembered them being a little upset, but still a good sport about it. As said peson always was. Said person mentioned later in the day that it was still very sore.

Later that night when I talked to them on MSN, I was told that this person had just blowen there nose and a BB came out!

HAHAHAHAHa

It was me, shot me up the nose and a bb got lodged up there, as i had been shot in the face i thought the discomfort was just from being hit in the nose.....lol

[Brawler]

last game(long time ago) i went prone for some sniping, moved and inch and rippp, pants riped bigtime. no harm done tho just felt more of a breeze than i should of.

oh it happened again :rolleyes:

[Darkwar]

oh it happened again :rolleyes:

get some bigger pants big man

[McArthur]

get some bigger pants big man

Doesn't work either, my BDU's were pretty bagggy for me but even then I managed to rip a nice hole in the groin. Baggy pants just increases the amount of movement you can have, but increases the amount of material you have to snag.

[Falcon]

Man I remember Warren taking Rambo and myself out to a game when we were visiting Christchurch a couple of years ago, our club was small in numbers and only had springers. We were met by large numbers fully armed with the latest weapons and gear, I dont think I fired a shot the whole game, generally just shat myself the whole time, Rambo did better though, im just glad there wern't any Kar98s around then. Your hospitality toward us has not been forgotten Warren.

[GOD]

haha adler, you have to admit, its a great laugh when you enter a firefight and people start yelling 'the kar is over here' and either you become the focus, or the anti-focus ;)

problem is we have more than half a dozen of them haha


Half the battle in this game is the psych side, and NOTHING seems to generate as many skid marks as a Kar98 on a hot day. I never meant to hurt anyone Toto...:D:D:D

Some of my best one on one contacts have been against other 98s. Its awesome knowing if you screw up, you die, no second chances. Really brings out the A game, adrenaline etc

And Mr Falcon and Master Rambo, you are so very welcome. Airsoft has been a great vehicle for meeting people. Its so much bigger and better than it ever was when I started, so we need to keep it rolling.

*shuts up as he realises he is sounding like Helen Clark*

[ObsoleteAcey]

Man I remember Warren taking Rambo and myself out to a game when we were visiting Christchurch a couple of years ago, our club was small in numbers and only had springers. We were met by large numbers fully armed with the latest weapons and gear, I dont think I fired a shot the whole game, generally just shat myself the whole time, Rambo did better though, im just glad there wern't any Kar98s around then. Your hospitality toward us has not been forgotten Warren.

didn't you guys have one of those gas powered M4s?

[Falcon]

Yes Acey it was an antique and leaked gas bad as so we could not play a game with it with you guys, tryed to fix it new o rings and such but I think she had seen better days. Yoichi ended up with it, we swoped for an m1 carbine, lone gun for noobs.I think you guys cronoed the m4 at 400+ when it was working it did put a bit of fear into the opposition.:D

[Sprocket657]

Note to self, while playing CQB at the britons house removal site do not jump up and down to annoy the enemy undeneath the house..... youll bring the whole chimney down....

Also to remember, while waving out to team mates trying to tell them theres enemy under the house... do not do so next to an open window.... or youll cop a bunch of bbs in the armpit....

While underfire, do not stand out in the open doorway to help a teammate up into the building.... youll cop a bullet to the nuts :))

When jumping stomach first into a building.... check for nails

Shooting spud in the face at near point blank range... because you flinched... is not a valid excuse

Ahh the life of a noob in one day of CQB at the AHB's site ftw :)

[Cameron]

Lol Shot Spud in the face!
Hahahaha.
Sounds like you had a great time.

[ADLER]

Ahh the life of a noob in one day of CQB at the AHB's site ftw :)

You are one very lucky airsofter to have that as a playground. I am envious. If it was the last field left in the world I would still be a happy man.

And we all do the flinch, Ive been playing for over 20 years & still do it! Thankfully have learnt to pull the barrel up in time to just miss now. I think it actually becomes more common with old age :o

[Q-Ball]

I remember my first ever game, I would have been maybe 17 or so, thats going a while while while back!!!! Basically Darky & I were walking up the hill at what was the old warkworth field they had this massive f*cking ditch that ran almost the length of the field, no problem except the grass was soo over grown you couldn't see where it was, darky managed to find the path but sadly I went down face first and up to the waist in what ever shite was in there..... not pleasant.

That was the same day the JF guys were there and they had a realy poor attempt at face camo which ensured many laughs a hassel's about the workmanship :)

[Brawler]

did you get your gun covered in shit q ball?

[Q-Ball]

yes and no......

yes it was covered in crap, & no because it was not my gun :)

still gave me a nice 'aroma' for the remainder of the day :P

[Brawler]

LOL what were you using? it could of easily been totaled - in shit

[Q-Ball]

If memory serves me right, it was a mp5a5, couldn't be sure now, but i know it was fine at the time as Com. Keen looked at it and stripped it infield... (crazy) :D

[nighthawk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91cZ_wagEHg&feature=related how to tell you have an addiction!!

[Bubby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFYQwX2EayE

fucking Austrians

[nighthawk]

its funny as!! should be used in training!!

[SolidSnake]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91cZ_wagEHg&feature=related how to tell you have an addiction!!

Oh man, that was awesome :D

[nighthawk]

well its true the missus is sick of BB's on the couch, floor, bed.... even food!!!! turned my pockets out today to find some $ and lo and behold out came two .25's!!!

[Killae]

yea my girl wont have a shoot out with me so i just shoot her sandwiches, fruits and other foodstuffs haha

[Brawler]

I was getting my mcdonalds uniform, took off my hoodie and about 5 bbs fell out in the small echoing room, how embarising

[Sierra]

I was getting my mcdonalds uniform, took off my hoodie and about 5 bbs fell out in the small echoing room, how embarising

Would you like fries with that LOL

[nighthawk]

well i'm no longer allowed to use a pistol in the house since i shot up all the boxes i was ment to be using to pack stuff into for our move!!!

[That Dude]

I was getting my mcdonalds uniform, took off my hoodie and about 5 bbs fell out in the small echoing room, how embarising

Ebarrassing.... um... The bbs echoing in the small room....... or the fact you work at McDs????? :-P

I remember a game back at the Porirua CQB where me and 4 other people went up some narrow stairs and stopped at the last flight to have a small talk about our plan of attack, Sweet! "3 2 1 go g....." At this very point while storming up to the very end, someone stuck a sawn off m79 out the window. This wouldnt have been a problem if all we saw was the bloody front of the barrel with a shiney grenade in it. I think we all stopped and went "oh fuck...." BOOM!

Plan failed.........

[Yoichi]

hahaha Qball i remember that!


If memory serves me right, it was a mp5a5, couldn't be sure now, but i know it was fine at the time as Com. Keen looked at it and stripped it infield... (crazy) :D